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. I will dress as Jack Sparrow, and my girlfriend and I want to pretend she's a female pirate meeting her rival for a passionate sword battle that turns into tearing each other's clothes off and a tryst in the moonlight. We have a friend who's willing to film it. But it's dangerous. Can we even do it? Would we need lights so bright the neighbours would see us filming? Can we film in the dark? We both really want to do this. -- Newbie Film Stars, Lake of the WoodsDear Film Stars: A local photo store tells me you could film this shoot using low power lights that can't be seen beyond 100 feet from your property. For complete privacy you might want to use props to block the view from the across the water like a pirate dinghy, chests, sails or fake palm fronds. Warning: Be very careful about the third party. What photographer doesn't want to show off hot images to somebody who swears not to tell another soul? Do you have absolute trust in this person? Can you own the only copy of the film? Editing is another risky process, where it's really tempting to send something out that's wild and titillating. Friends helping with homemade porn often don't mean to endanger privacy, but if the video is juicy, they may give in to temptation and (shudder) the little porn film ends up going viral.
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: My husband doesn't know this, but I like to wear his underwear, a pair of stuffed jeans, a man's shirt, cowboy boots, no makeup and feel like a man around the house. I got my hair cut really short, which he thinks is "cute," but it's because recently I like trying to see if I can pass as a man. I am fairly flat, but I've taped my chest within the last two weeks to play the part. My greatest thrill was last week when a woman clerk in St. Vital Mall said. "Excuse me, sir." I even know how to walk like a man! I have no intention of leaving my husband because I love him to bits. Should I tell him about this? He has no inkling, and it would break his heart. He says I'm his "forever wife" after losing his first wife to his workaholism. I like it that he works a lot, as I work at home, and I can play the role all day. -- Passing as a Man
Dear Passing: How far do you think this will go? Do you feel like a man in a woman's body who wants to transition, or do you just get a charge out of cross-dressing? Sounds like a strong case of the latter. Whatever your desire, it's far better for your husband to hear the news from you than from somebody else who catches you passing as a man in public. Winnipeg is too small to chance meeting your neighbour or your worst enemy. You might use a script for your husband that goes like this: "I need to tell you that I get a thrill out of dressing like a man sometimes, and I wear the underwear from your drawer. And sometimes I go out in public and try to pass as a guy." Then let him ask all his questions and answer him honestly. He deserves to know everything, so he can adjust and be prepared for whatever comments might come his way. He may even decide he can't stay within the situation. He deserves to be on the inside, so he can make fully informed choices in his life.
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For complete privacy you might want to use props to block the view from the across the water like a pirate dinghy, chests, sails or fake palm fronds. Warning: Be very careful about the third party. What photographer doesn't want to show off hot images
I didn't dress like them and I didn't act like them. How could I claim to care about Chris Osbourne? Chris and his friends were what a lot of people would call social outcasts, yet at the memorial, I was the outcast. They were the kids most kids judge
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Your dress is so pretty! It looks like a fun party! Is that a pirate poster I saw?
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yes donk, he may dress like a chav be he talks like steve the pirate arghhh!!
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